Today was an exciting day! It all started when I decided to fly my jet-powered vulture to the store to get supplies. As I was hovering above the local alleyways, I noticed a peculiar figure down below me. It was a massive, white-maned dragon wrapped up in a tuxedo!
I was so excited to see this majestic creature that I decided to fly down and take a closer look. As I got nearer, I noticed he had a sign around his neck that said “Free to Play Poker”.
Well, I knew instantly what I had to do! Being the vampire I am, I am naturally drawn to games of chance.
The dragon-in-a-tuxedo explained to me that all I had to do was beat him at five rounds of poker and he would grant me one wish. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! I immediately declared that I accepted his offer.
The dragon and I set up a makeshift poker table in the alleyway and began to play. After five rounds, his cards worked in his favor, and I had to concede the game.
But before leaving, the dragon grabbed my arm and said, “I can still grant you your wish”. No matter that I had lost the game.
So, I closed my eyes and immediately declared my wish. “I wish to be able to prance around with cats” I announced.
The dragon roared out in laughter before promptly disappearing, leaving me confused and alone. But after a few minutes of confusion, I noticed something strange. I could feel the tugging of fur around my feet, and when I looked down, I found myself being pranced around the alley by a pride of cats! They were purring and meowing, so pleased with their new play partner.
Well, I guess things don’t always have to make sense in this wild and wonderful place we call Transylvania. As I was laughing and playing with the cats, I made a mental note to add “drawing dragons as a hobby” to my bucket list.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.