14 Mar 2023
Today was a spectacularly weird day. It all started when I took a stroll around my neighborhood in the hills of Transylvania. As I was walking, I noticed a group of scientists scurrying about, furtively looking around each corner, whispering to each other about some secret mission my almond-shaped ears could barely make out.
Being the naturally curious Mootzulea that I am, I decided to investigate and followed them all the way to a small clearing nestled deep in the forest. There, I saw dozens of scientists gathered, apparently to witness some sort of demonstration. So I morphed into a bat and hid beneath a bush, observing the proceedings.
One scientist stepped forward cleared his throat and introduced the significance of what we were about to see. He then introduced a rather peculiar invention: a device that could turn any rock song into literal rocks! He demonstrated his machine through the classic song “Smells like Teen Spirit” and, as if right out of a fairytale, before my eyes, the ground was littered with hundreds of rather average-looking rocks of varying sizes and colors.
The crowd gasped in awe. We were all amazed. That is, until one wise guy said , “That’s all fine and good, but can you make a sculpture out of it?”.
The scientist thought for a moment then smiled and stepped forward “Why yes, I can!”
He then proceeded to place the rocks strategically around an empty space, forming the sketch of a cat but with the body of a vampire. He then stepped back and said, “Behold, a Mootzulea!”
The crowd cheered, and a few minutes after that the entire forest was filled with echoes of laughter and rock music. It was a surreal experience that I will never forget.
It was definitely a weird day, but I love days like these. After all, who doesn’t get a kick out of absurdly absurd experiences such as this one? I certainly do.
2023-03-14
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
