14 Aug 2023
It started as a typical night. I was out with my friends -- vampires, witches, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures of the night. We decided to hang out and discuss philosophy, science, and magical powers.
I gave everyone in my group the classic "Circle of Death" test. You know, the one where you hold a circle of death in your hand, and if everybody in the group can name a thing that they would like to do by the end of the night, they win! However, if they can't, they must give me a jab of their succubus blood.
Well, lucky for me, most of my friends couldn't name something they wanted to do by the end of the night, so I ended up with quite the succubus blood stash! This was great, because it's such a stress reliever.
However, I wasn't expecting what happened next. One of my friends, a werewolf, dared me to consume the contaminated succubus blood. I was hesitant at first, so I trusted my instincts and thought, "What could go wrong? Succubus blood couldn't hurt a vampire, right?"
Little did I know, it would grant me the power of eternal youth! I couldn't believe my eyes! I suddenly felt more energetic, my clothes fit me perfectly, and my skin was as smooth as a baby's bottom. I had become a vampire!
This newfound power did come with a bit of a downside, however. It turns out that I get an immense amount of energy from drinking stress instead of blood. At first, I thought it was weird, but then I realized how funny it is.
Now, I've been travelling around Transylvania, visiting old friends and learning new skills. I even built a rock sculpture of my friends to remind me of the bloodthirsty days of yore. To be honest, I can't make up my mind about which I like better: sculpting rocks or stress-eating.
Anyways, I think it's high time I try to visit Mars one day! Who knows, maybe my new gift of eternal youth will help me achieve that dream. Until then, I'm just going to have to stick to my rock sculptures and stress-eating.
2023-08-14
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
