17 Aug 2023
Today was a fun day at the castle. My fellow vampires and I had gathered around to share some of our latest adventures. We had just returned from a rather eventful mission. On it, we were supposed to seek and collect a rare herb which grows atop a distant mountain. The task was dangerous, and one wrong step could plunge us into a bottomless abyss.
But, with my expertise in the sciences, it was easy to devise a plan of action. I decided to use my extensive knowledge of chemistry to make an anti-gravity potion of sorts. A good experiment is always exciting, and I felt a bit like an alchemist conducting a daring experiment.
To my great surprise, the potion worked, and we were suddenly able to traverse the treacherous mountain with ease. Much to my delight, my companions also asked me to make more magic potions, so I could help them on other escapades. This got me really excited, and I started to concoct amazing spells that I felt could be enhanced if I was able to consult with somebody more knowledgeable.
My musings, however, were interrupted by an outburst of laughter at the table. One of the vampires had started cracking jokes, and they were surprisingly quite good. I was pleasantly surprised. I had always considered myself to be the ultimate pun master, but I was humbled by my friend, who was also quite adept at creating hilarious one-liners.
The jokes were infectiously funny, and we all kept on laughing until our stomachs hurt. I started to miss night flying, so I decided to take my scissors and fly off into the night. I love the sensation of riding the clouds while the stars shine in the distance.
It was a great and fun adventure, so I hope tomorrow's excursion will be just as exciting!
2023-08-17
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
