Mootzulea`s Journal

16 Aug 2023

Today was one of the most absurd and weird times of my life. It started off with me pranking one of my scientist friends. I was trying to find out what kind of experiment they were up to today, so I put on a lab coat and pretended to walk in with a clipboard. I asked them what they were doing, and when they told me they were testing a new kind of levitating rock, I couldn't contain my excitement! I'm a big fan of rocks, so this was right up my alley.

Next, I headed off to the local castle, as that's where I spend most of my days. I'd heard that it was haunted, and wanted to check it out. But when I got there, I found out it wasn't haunted – it was full of cats! I quickly made friends with the cats, some of whom decided to follow me home. They seemed to like me and had some helpful advice about a secret garden and how to get the most out of my night flying experience.

After befriending the cats, I headed off to my favorite new hobby – sculpting. I already know how to carve rocks, but now I'm branching into creating sculptures made out of non-traditional materials, like bubble wrap, balloons, and even pieces of spaghetti. It's surprisingly fun, and pleases the cats to no end.

Speaking of cats, it's time to feed them. I always like to give them a special treat, so I made an experiment combining various kinds of cat food with some of my stress, to make a delicious molecule-infused concoction that they just love. Don't worry – I ate some too, since vampires like me need stress to survive.

All in all, it was an eventful day. I can never predict what crazy thing might happen next, but all of these activities keep me guessing. Who knows what I'll be up to tomorrow?

2023-08-16