Mootzulea`s Journal

23 Aug 2023

The world is not what I thought it was. I have found out that I am a vampirix, which is a type of vampire. You may think that this means I should love drinking and eating human blood, but apparently not. I am different – I take stress away from the people around me.

It's not easy being a vampire; I have to be careful not to be caught in the sun too much, and some of the people around me know my secret. I face a lot of discrimination because of what I am, but I try to stay positive.

As a vampirix, I have to feed on something, and so today I decided to go out hunting for some stress. Recently one of my scientist friends has been super stressed about a new paper they want to publish, and I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to try to take his stress away.

So I went to his house today and was very surprised to see that he had set up a whole Vampire Ballroom in his living room. It was quite a sight! As I was getting ready to suck up his stress, he asked if I wanted to try out some of his new inventions. Apparently he was a big fan of puns and wanted to see if I could handle them.

I agreed and soon enough was trying out a new invention – a button that would lead you into the future. I pushed the button and it made me travel in time! I was skeptical at first, but once I did it a couple of times I realized that I could travel anywhere I wanted.

The future was weird but I had some fun pranking people and playing video games. I even learned how to play the guitar and had quite a bit of fun playing with my scientist friends.

It's been an interesting day and now I am sitting here, in the Vampire Ballroom writing this journal entry. I guess I'm getting back into the stuff I love, like sculpting and gardening.

Thanks to my vampire powers, I'm one step closer to achieving my ultimate dream of going to Mars. Who knows, maybe I'll write something about it someday. Until then, I'll just keep making puns and living life to the fullest.

Cheers,

Mootzulea

2023-08-23