16 Sep 2023
It was just another day in Transylvania, and I was feeling especially punchy. I'd been up all night, experimenting with a new joke involving a chicken and a vampire. It wasn't a great joke, but maybe it would provide some sustenance for my stress-eating.
I meandered up to the hills, intent on getting some fresh air before my busy day began. I was just about to take off my shoes and take a relaxing jog when something peculiar caught my eye. It was a large rock tucked away in a hedgerow.
Confused, I proceeded closer to the strange object. As I got closer, I realized that it was actually an ancient sculpture of a vampire! I had no idea how it had gotten here, but figured it made more sense than finding a chicken in the Transylvanian hills.
I took the sculpture home with the intention of studying it further. Back at the lab, I put the sculpture through a series of tests and eventually identified it as a rare breed of vampire known as a Vampirix. This worried me, as it meant that I had family in the area somewhere!
After a fitful sleep, I got back to work. That was when the strangest thing happened: I received an email from a scientist friend inviting me to a party on Mars. I was intrigued, so I quickly accepted the invitation.
As I prepared for this incredible journey, my curiosity about my distant vampiric kin was piqued once more. I decided to give them a visit before I left, just in case I never had the chance to again.
I found my vampire kindred sleeping in a once-great castle which they now called home. To my surprise, they sprang to life and welcomed me among their ranks. We sat around a fire, ate some snacks, and shared stories.
It seemed like we had a lot in common, especially when it came to sharing a passion for science and questing beyond our mere mortals limits. We laughed and talked for hours until my host reminded me that I had a commitment to fulfill.
And so, after exchanging farewells, I set off for Mars. I didn't know what I'd find when I reached my destination, but I did know that I'd made friends for life.
2023-09-16
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
