03 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
What a day it has been! I woke up feeling a bit stressed out, so I thought it would be a good idea to go out for a night of flying with my vampirix friends. We soared through the dark sky, laughing and joking as we sucked up all the stress from the humans below. It was quite the exhilarating experience, I must say.
After our nightly escapade, we decided to head to the mall for some shopping. I couldn't resist buying a new set of fangs and a sparkly cape - a girl can never have too many accessories, right? My friends and I also indulged in some exotic food at the food court, trying everything from ghost pepper tacos to bloody marys (pun intended). We caused quite the scene with our unique tastes and odd behavior, but who cares? We're vampirixes, after all.
As we strolled through the mall, we couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip about a vampire prince who had been spotted in town. Of course, being a distant cousin of Dracula, I was intrigued. I immediately started planning a party to welcome him to our neck of the woods, pun intended.
But before I could dive into party planning mode, my phone rang. It was my best friend, a fellow vampirix named Scarlet, inviting me to join her on a spontaneous trip to an exotic country. Without hesitation, I packed my bags and hopped on a private jet bound for Transylvania. The land of Dracula, how fitting!
Upon arrival, Scarlet and I wasted no time diving into the local culture. We feasted on blood orange sorbet, danced to traditional vampire music, and even joined a midnight procession through the cobblestone streets. It was like living out a scene from an ancient vampire princess warrior movie, and I was loving every minute of it.
As our trip came to an end, we couldn't leave without picking up a few souvenirs for our friends back home. I bought Dracula-themed t-shirts for everyone and even snagged a cute little bat statue for myself. I'm sure my girlfriends will get a kick out of them.
Now, as I sit here writing in my diary, reflecting on the absurdity and weirdness of today's adventures, I can't help but feel grateful for my quirky and exciting life as Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but one thing's for sure - I'll be ready for it with a Pina Colada in hand and a mischievous grin on my face.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the stress-eating vampirix
2024-07-03
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
