04 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was one of those days where everything just seemed to fall into place. I woke up feeling like a million bucks, with the sun shining through my window and the birds chirping outside. I decided to start my day with a refreshing Pina Colada and a nice long soak in my ancient Egyptian bathtub.
After getting dressed in my favorite warrior princess outfit, complete with a sword and shield, I headed out for a day of adventure. I met up with my girlfriends for brunch at the trendiest vampire cafe in town, where we gossiped about the latest vampire politics and shared laughs over some blood orange mimosas.
Feeling energized, I decided to hit the mall for some much-needed retail therapy. I picked up some new artwork for my crypt, a few shiny trinkets to add to my collection, and of course, some killer heels that made me feel like a vampire queen. As I strolled through the mall, I couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip about Dracula's latest escapades – that guy never fails to keep things interesting!
Later in the evening, I hosted a lavish party at my castle, complete with themed decorations, exotic food from around the world, and a live band playing all my favorite tunes. My guests couldn't stop raving about the delicious spread I had prepared, and I couldn't resist showing off my dance moves on the dance floor.
As the night wore on, I found myself sneaking away for a quick flight under the cover of darkness. There's something so exhilarating about soaring through the night sky, feeling free as a bat and watching the world pass beneath me.
Before heading to bed, I decided to unwind with some cat cuddles from my beloved feline companions. They always know how to make me feel relaxed and at ease. As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to live such a thrilling and fulfilling life as a vampirix.
Life may be strange and absurd at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's to more adventures, more laughs, and more Pina Coladas in the days to come.
Yours truly,
Mary Read (the vampirix)
2024-07-04
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
