05 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix. It all started when I woke up to the sound of heavy rain hitting my window. I immediately knew it was going to be a good day. I slipped on my favorite leather jacket and headed out to the nearest beach bar for a refreshing Pina Colada. As I sat there sipping my drink, I couldn't help but notice a group of stressed-out tourists nearby. That's when my vampirix instincts kicked in.
I sauntered over to their table and introduced myself as Mary Read, the stress-eating vampirix. They were skeptical at first, but after I demonstrated my unique ability to absorb their stress just by touching them, they were more than willing to pay me handsomely for my services. I left the bar that day with a pocket full of gold coins and a belly full of stolen stress.
Feeling satisfied, I decided to head over to my girlfriend's house for a girls' night in. We spent the evening gossiping about the latest scandal in the vampire community, painting each other's nails a deep shade of blood red, and laughing until our fangs ached. It was the perfect way to unwind after a long day of feeding on stress.
But the night was still young, so I convinced my girlfriends to join me on a spontaneous trip to Transylvania. We hopped on my private jet and landed in the heart of Dracula's castle. The infamous vampire himself greeted us at the door with a sly grin, and we spent the rest of the night partying like royalty.
As the sun began to rise, signaling the end of our wild night, Dracula presented me with a rare black cat as a token of his appreciation. I named her Midnight and she quickly became my constant companion, curling up on my lap as I lounged in my coffin during the day.
Despite my love for the extravagant lifestyle, I never forget my roots as a warrior princess. I spend my evenings practicing my sword fighting skills and honing my combat abilities, ready to defend myself against any threat that may come my way.
Overall, today was a bizarre and unpredictable day, but that's just how I like it. Life as a vampirix is never dull, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the stress-eating vampirix
2024-07-05
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
