21 Aug 2024
Dear diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day filled with adventure and excitement. It all started when I woke up feeling extra thirsty for some stress. So, I decided to go to the local coffee shop to feed on some unsuspecting customers' anxiety while enjoying a delicious Pina Colada. Little did they know, they were actually helping me relax and unwind.
After my little stress-eating session, I decided to go for a stroll in the park and ended up getting caught in a sudden downpour. But instead of running for cover like a normal vampirix, I embraced the rain and danced around like a wild ancient princess warrior. It felt liberating to let go and just be myself, even if it meant getting a little wet.
As the sun began to set, I received a message from my cousin Dracula inviting me to a party at his castle. Of course, I couldn't resist the opportunity to catch up with family and show off my latest collection of exotic foods from my travels to far-off lands. I quickly got ready, put on my favorite black dress, and flew over to the castle with my girlfriends in tow.
The party was in full swing when I arrived, with music blasting and everyone dancing the night away. I made sure to greet Dracula with a big hug and a present of rare blood from a mystical creature I had encountered on my last trip abroad. He was thrilled with the gift and immediately invited me to join him on the dance floor.
We danced the night away, laughing and joking about our latest escapades. At one point, Dracula even challenged me to a friendly cat impersonation contest, which I won by flawlessly mimicking a purring feline. It was a hilarious sight to see two ancient creatures goofing off like a couple of teenagers.
As the night came to a close, I realized just how lucky I am to have such incredible friends and family in my life. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the simpler things in life like a good party and some quality time with loved ones.
And so, as I lay down to rest for the day, with a belly full of stress and a heart full of joy, I can't help but feel grateful for everything that this crazy, absurd, and wonderful life has to offer.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read ✨🦇💃🏻
2024-08-21
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
