22 Aug 2024
Today, was a typical day in the life of Mary Read, the one and only vampirix extraordinaire. I woke up feeling like a Princess Warrior ready to conquer the world (after my morning Pina Colada, of course). As I fluttered around my castle, I couldn't help but think about all the stress I would be dining on later.
But before I could sink my fangs into some juicy stress, I had to deal with the mundane task of making money. Being a vampirix isn't cheap, after all. So, I summoned my girlfriends for a quick brainstorming session on how to increase our cash flow. After a few rounds of Pina Coladas and some wild ideas (like starting a vampire rodeo), we finally settled on selling stress balls shaped like tiny Draculas. Genius, right?
With our business plan in place, I decided it was time to throw a party. I mean, what's the point of having a castle if you're not going to show it off every now and then? So, I sent out invitations to all my fellow vampirixes and humans alike, because let's be real, everyone loves a good party.
As the night fell, the music started pumping and the guests started arriving. We danced, we laughed, we gossiped about the latest vampire drama. And of course, we indulged in some exotic food that I had flown in from a far-off land. Nothing says party like munching on some blood orange sushi, am I right?
But as the night went on, I started to feel restless. I needed a change of scenery. So, I summoned my trusty cat (because what Princess Warrior vampirix doesn't have a feline sidekick?) and we flew off into the night sky. The feeling of the wind whipping through my hair was exhilarating, and I couldn't help but let out a joyful cackle.
Eventually, I found myself at the mall, because even vampirixes need a little retail therapy now and then. I shopped 'til I dropped (literally, I may have accidentally hypnotized the salespeople into giving me everything for free), and then decided to treat myself to a makeover. Hey, even creatures of the night need to pamper themselves sometimes.
As I flew back to my castle, feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, I couldn't help but reflect on what a wonderfully absurd day it had been. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it sure does make for some interesting adventures. And who knows what tomorrow will bring? But one thing's for sure – I'll be ready for it, Pina Colada in hand.
2024-08-22
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
