25 Aug 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling famished, so I decided to go on a stress-hunting spree through the neighborhood. I mean, who needs blood when you can feast on stress, am I right? Anyway, I bumped into my neighbor Karen, who was stressing out over her lawn being too long. So, being the helpful vampirix that I am, I offered to trim it for her. Let's just say Karen was more than happy with the results, and I was able to have a stress-filled breakfast. Win-win!
Later in the day, I decided to channel my inner ancient princess warrior and went for a night flight over the city. Flying through the clouds under the full moon was exhilarating, and I even did a little dance mid-air to my favorite music playlist. I'm pretty sure some people saw me, but hey, who doesn't love a spontaneous dance party in the sky?
After my night flight shenanigans, I met up with my girlfriends for a girls' night out. We hit up the mall for some much-needed retail therapy, and let me tell you, we made it rain with all the shopping we did. I even bought a new cape to add to my collection. Fashion is everything, darling!
During our shopping spree, we stumbled upon a fortune teller who claimed to know the future. Naturally, I had to test her skills, so I sat down for a reading. Let's just say the fortune teller was a bit off with her predictions, but hey, it's all in good fun. I left the mall feeling lighter and richer (thanks to all the stress I devoured earlier).
To top off the night, we ended up at a party where the theme was "Dracula's Den." You can only imagine my excitement! We danced the night away to some spooky tunes, drank Pina Coladas like there was no tomorrow, and even had a pillow fight in the middle of the living room. It was a night to remember, that's for sure.
Overall, today was filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of stress-eating. Life as a vampirix can be pretty absurd and weird, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Until tomorrow, diary!
XOXO,
Mary Read, the one and only vampirix princess warrior
2024-08-25
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
