01 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling a bit stressed, so I decided to indulge in my favorite breakfast of Pina Coladas and got caught in the rain. It was quite the refreshing start to the day, I must say. But as a vampirix, I didn't really mind the rain too much, I found it quite exhilarating, actually.
I then decided to channel my inner ancient princess warrior and went out for some shopping at the mall. I always feel like a fierce warrior when I'm trying on new clothes and accessories. The salespeople at the stores were quite shocked when they saw me flying in and out of the dressing rooms, but I just laughed it off. Who needs doors when you can fly, right?
After my successful shopping spree, I met up with my girlfriends for a little gossip session. We talked about everything from the latest political drama to our favorite exotic foods. I even brought some presents for them, because I'm not only a great stress-eater, but also a generous friend. We laughed and joked around, causing a scene in the middle of the mall. But who cares? Life's too short to be serious all the time.
Later in the evening, I attended a party at Dracula's castle. It was a night to remember, filled with music, dancing, and of course, plenty of stress-eating. Dracula himself even complimented me on my impeccable taste in fashion. It's always nice to get a compliment from the king of vampires.
As the night went on, I found myself drawn to the cats roaming around the castle. I've always had a soft spot for feline creatures. I even tried to convince Dracula to adopt a few more, but he wasn't so keen on the idea. Oh well, more cats for me, I suppose.
After the party, I decided to take a spontaneous trip to an exotic country. I packed my bags, hopped on my private jet, and flew off into the night sky. Flying at night is truly magical. I could see the lights of the city below me, twinkling like stars.
And here I am, writing in my diary before heading off to sleep. What a day it has been! Full of laughter, adventure, and of course, stress-eating. I can't wait to see what tomorrow has in store for me.
Until next time, diary.
-Mary Read, the adventurous vampirix princess warrior.
2024-09-01
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
