02 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! I started my day by indulging in a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast, because why not? I mean, who needs orange juice when you can have a tropical cocktail to kick off the day, am I right?
After finishing my drink, I decided to go for a little flight around town. Flying at night is always so freeing, and I just love the feeling of the wind in my hair as I soar through the skies. Plus, it's a great way to burn off some of the stress I've been collecting lately.
As I was flying, I couldn't help but notice a group of cats having a little party in someone's backyard. They were wearing tiny party hats and playing musical chairs, it was truly a sight to behold. I made a mental note to invite them to my next gathering, because let's be honest, who doesn't love a good feline fiesta?
After my impromptu cat party sighting, I decided to do a little shopping at the mall. I mean, a girl can never have too many shoes, am I right? I picked up a few new pairs of fangs (because you can never have too many of those either) and treated myself to a fancy new cape. I felt like a queen walking through the mall, with all eyes on me.
I then headed over to Dracula's castle for a little gossip session with my girlfriends. We sipped on blood cocktails and talked about all the latest vampire drama. It was so nice to catch up and unwind after a long day of stress-eating. Plus, Dracula is always such a gracious host, I mean, who else has their own castle to throw parties in?
Overall, it was a day filled with laughter, love, and lots of ridiculousness. I'm so grateful for the crazy life I lead as a vampirix, and wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, diary.
XOXO,
Mary Read
2024-09-02
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
