04 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix! I started my day by waking up to the sound of heavy rain outside my coffin. I peeped out of the window and saw my neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, getting soaked in the rain while trying to catch his runaway cat. I couldn't help but chuckle at the sight.
After having my breakfast of stress from the previous night's party, I decided to pay a visit to my girlfriends for some juicy gossip. We laughed, we cried, we shared stories about our latest conquests. Oh, the drama!
Feeling energized by all the excitement, I transformed into my ancient princess warrior alter ego and went for a night flight around the city. The moonlit sky was enchanting, and I felt like a true queen of the night.
On my way back home, I decided to stop by the mall for some retail therapy. I must say, shopping is truly therapeutic for a vampirix like me. I bought some exotic foods to feast on later and even treated myself to a new pair of bat-shaped earrings. Who says vampires can't have style?
As I flew back home, I couldn't help but smile at the thought of the party I was planning for the weekend. It's going to be epic, with music, dancing, and of course, lots of stress to feast on. The invitations were already sent out, and I could already hear the laughter and chatter of my guests in my head.
Before settling down for the day, I decided to indulge in one of my guilty pleasures – watching old episodes of Dracula with a bowl of popcorn in hand. Oh, how I adore that charming vampire!
As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the life I lead. Being a vampirix is not always easy, but it sure is exciting. I may not drink blood, but I sure know how to have a bloody good time!
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours forever,
Mary Read, the pirate vampirix princess warrior.
2024-09-04
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
