03 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! I started my day by indulging in a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast because, why not? Who says you can't have a cocktail in the morning? Definitely not me! As I sipped my drink, I decided that today was going to be full of adventure and fun.
I spent the morning catching up with my girlfriends over brunch, gossiping about the latest drama in the vampirix community. Oh, the juicy secrets we shared! After that, I headed to the mall for some retail therapy. I must say, shopping is my weakness and I have no self-control when it comes to splurging on the latest fashion trends.
While browsing through the stores, I stumbled upon a gorgeous ancient warrior princess costume and I just had to have it. Who wouldn't want to channel their inner fierce warrior princess, right? I immediately wore it and strutted around the mall like I owned the place, much to the confusion of the other shoppers. But hey, a vampirix gotta have some fun!
In the afternoon, I decided to do some night flying because why not? As I soared through the dark skies, I couldn't help but feel exhilarated. The cool night air whipped through my hair as I embraced the freedom of the night. It was truly a magical experience.
After my night flying adventure, I attended a lavish party at Dracula's castle. The music was pumping, the drinks were flowing, and the atmosphere was electric. I danced the night away with my girlfriends, showing off my best moves and cracking jokes left and right. Oh, how I love a good party!
As the night came to a close, I decided to treat myself to some exotic food from a far-off land. I indulged in dishes I had never tried before, reveling in the flavors and spices that danced on my taste buds. Who knew stress-eating could be so delicious?
All in all, today was a day filled with laughter, fun, and adventure. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the finer things in life. Here's to more absurd and weird days like today!
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirixisque Warrior Princess
2024-09-03
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
