09 Sep 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world with my fabulous self. I decided to start my day with a little pampering, so I went to the spa to get a stress-eating session. Those poor souls never saw me coming, but boy did I feel rejuvenated afterwards!
After my stress-eating session, I met up with my girlfriends for brunch at our favorite spot. We chatted about all the latest gossip and boy, did we have a good laugh! I love surrounding myself with fabulous ladies who know how to have a good time.
Feeling full of energy, I decided to hit the mall for some retail therapy. I couldn't resist buying a few new outfits to add to my already fabulous wardrobe. I mean, a girl can never have too many clothes, right?
As the sun started to set, I felt a surge of excitement. It was party time! I threw on my favorite party dress, grabbed my trusty bottle of Pina Colada, and headed out to meet my friends for a night of fun. The music was pumping, the drinks were flowing, and the dance floor was calling my name. I tore up the dance floor like the ancient princess warrior that I am, leaving everyone in awe of my moves.
As the night went on, I found myself in a deep conversation with Dracula. We talked about our family history, our love for exotic food, and our mutual disdain for garlic. He even complimented me on my ability to make money, which made me feel like a total boss vampirix.
After the party, I decided to go for a little night flying. There's something so freeing about soaring through the night sky, the wind in my hair and the moonlight guiding my way. I flew to exotic countries, tasting all the delicious foods along the way. Let me tell you, being a vampirix has its perks.
Now, as I sit here writing in my diary, I can't help but smile at the absurdity of my day. Who would have thought that a vampirix named Mary Read, a distant cousin of Dracula, could have such a fabulous and downright weird life? But hey, that's just me - living life to the fullest and always ready for the next adventure.
Until next time, diary.
XOXO,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-09-09
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
