10 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix! It all started when I woke up feeling like a mix between a pirate and a princess warrior ready to conquer the world. I decided to start my day with a Pina Colada for breakfast because hey, why not? As I sipped on my drink, I realized that I had a sudden craving for stress, so I flew over to the nearest mall to feed on all the stressed-out shoppers.
As I was flying over the mall, I spotted my girlfriends having a party in one of the stores. I decided to join in on the fun and we danced the night away to some rocking music. Suddenly, I had the urge to draw, so I grabbed a pen and started doodling on the walls like a true rebel. My girlfriends thought it was hilarious and joined in, turning the mall into a giant art gallery.
After causing chaos at the mall, we decided to go gossiping around town, spreading rumors about Dracula and his love for exotic food. We laughed so hard that our stress levels were practically non-existent. But then, I remembered that I needed to make some money, so I flew over to the nearest bank and used my charm to convince the bank teller to give me a huge sum of money. She didn't even realize what had happened until I had already flown out of there like a ninja.
With my pockets full of cash, I decided to travel to an exotic country to indulge in some delicious food. I ended up in a small village where I feasted on exotic delicacies while listening to the locals play traditional music. It was a magical experience that made me feel like a true vampire princess warrior.
As the night fell, I flew back home feeling satisfied and content. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but I also have a fun and adventurous side that loves to party and have a good time. Life as Mary Read is never boring, that's for sure.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-09-10
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
