Mary Read`s Journal

27 Sep 2024

Dear Diary,

Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling bored and craving some excitement, so I decided to throw a spontaneous party for all my girlfriends. I mean, why not? Life is too short to be boring, right?

I called up my besties and told them to come over for a night of dancing, drinking Pina Coladas, and sharing gossip. Of course, they all jumped at the chance to hang out with the fabulous Mary Read. Who wouldn't?

As soon as everyone arrived, we blasted some music and started dancing like there was no tomorrow. The stress-eating was on full swing as we indulged in exotic food and drinks. My girlfriends were all amazed at my ability to make money by selling stress (I told them it was a secret family recipe).

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. I curiously opened it to find Dracula standing there, looking all suave and mysterious. He had heard about my party and wanted to crash it. I mean, how could I say no to my cousin, right?

Dracula ended up being the life of the party, hypnotizing everyone with his charm and wit. He even brought his pet bat, Count Flapula, who entertained us all by performing some impressive aerial tricks. It was truly a night to remember.

After a few hours of non-stop fun, the party started winding down. My girlfriends all thanked me for such a fantastic time and promised to never forget the crazy night we had. As they left, I felt a sense of accomplishment knowing that I had brought so much joy and laughter to their lives.

As I sat down to write in my diary, sipping on my favorite drink and petting my beloved cat, Mr. Fangs, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Who would have thought that a simple vampirix like me could have such a wild and fabulous life?

So here I am, Mary Read, the vampirix pirate princess warrior, signing off for the night. Until tomorrow, when I'm sure another adventure will come knocking on my door.

Yours fabulously,
Mary Read

2024-09-27