28 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day for this vampirix, let me tell you! It all started with me waking up to the sound of my pet bat, Count Fluffy, squawking in my ear. I groggily opened my eyes and realized that I had overslept and was late for my weekly brunch with the girls. I quickly got dressed in my favorite black lace dress and flew over to our usual meeting spot, the abandoned castle on the hill.
As soon as I arrived, I could hear the laughter and chatter of my girlfriends echoing through the halls. I made my grand entrance, striking a pose as I descended the grand staircase. Of course, all eyes were on me, the fabulous Mary Read, the vampirix with a penchant for drama and flair.
We spent the afternoon gossiping about the latest vampire drama and sipping on Pina Coladas, because who doesn't love a good tropical drink, even if we can't actually enjoy the sun? As the day turned into night, we decided to take a spontaneous trip to the mall to shop for some new capes and jewelry.
As we wandered through the brightly lit corridors, I couldn't resist popping into every store and trying on every sparkly accessory in sight. My girlfriends teased me about my obsession with shiny things, but I couldn't help it – being a vampirix with a love for all things glamorous is just who I am.
After maxing out my credit card on yet another pair of diamond-encrusted fangs, we decided to head to the food court for some exotic cuisine. I, of course, opted for the blood orange sushi, much to the horror and confusion of the human patrons around us. But hey, a vampirix has to eat, right?
After dinner, we decided to take a midnight flight around the city, reveling in the freedom of the night sky and the thrill of the unknown. Flying with my girlfriends always fills me with a sense of exhilaration and power, like an ancient princess warrior soaring through the darkness.
And now, here I am, back in my cozy crypt, writing in my diary and reflecting on the absurdity and weirdness of my life as Mary Read, the vampirix with a flair for the dramatic. Who knew that being a distant cousin of Dracula could be so much fun?
Until next time,
Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for adventure.
2024-09-28
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
