16 Oct 2024
Dear diary,
Today was a wild and crazy day for this vampirix! I started off my morning with a Pina Colada for breakfast because, you know, why not? As I sipped on my drink, I decided to take a stroll in the rain because there's nothing quite like the feeling of raindrops on my cold, undead skin.
While I was walking in the rain, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior, ready to conquer the world with my fierce battle skills and killer fashion sense. But then I remembered that I'm a vampirix who eats stress, not blood, so I quickly snapped out of my daydream and continued on my way.
I had plans to meet up with my girlfriends later in the day for a party at my place. We always have a blast together, gossiping about the latest drama and laughing until our fangs hurt. But before the party, I decided to do a little shopping at the mall because, let's face it, a girl can never have too many pairs of black leather boots.
As I wandered through the mall, Dracula himself appeared out of nowhere and scared the living daylights out of me. But instead of being terrified, I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. We ended up grabbing a bite to eat at an exotic food joint and swapping stories about our favorite travel destinations.
After saying goodbye to Dracula, I continued my shopping spree and ended up buying a bunch of presents for my girlfriends. I love giving them gifts, especially when I know they'll love what I picked out for them. It's the little things in unlife that bring me joy, you know?
As the sun began to set, I flew home in the night sky, feeling like a rockstar as I soared through the air. I blasted some music on the way back, drawing stares from the humans below who had no idea what was flying above them.
The party at my place was a huge success, just like always. We danced, we laughed, we gossiped, and we had the time of our un-lives. I couldn't have asked for a better night with my girls.
And now, as I sit here writing in my journal, I can't help but feel grateful for the ridiculous and absurd life that I lead. Being a vampirix might have its challenges, but it also has its perks. Like Pina Coladas, rain-soaked adventures, and impromptu hangouts with Dracula.
Until next time, diary.
Forever fierce,
Mary Read (the vampirix)
2024-10-16
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
