17 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling hungry for some stress, so I decided to go to the local mall to satisfy my cravings. As I strolled through the crowds, I could feel the tension in the air, and it was like sweet music to my vampiric ears.
I spotted a group of teenagers arguing over the latest gossip, and I couldn't resist swooping in to feed on their stress. They were so caught up in their drama that they didn't even notice me standing there with a satisfied grin on my face. Ah, the joys of being a vampirix!
After my snack, I decided to treat myself to a Pina Colada at a nearby bar. As I sipped on my delicious drink, I couldn't help but think about my cousin Dracula and how he always preferred blood over stress. I mean, to each their own, right?
As the rain started to pour outside, I realized that I had forgotten my umbrella. But instead of fretting about getting wet, I decided to embrace the moment and dance in the rain like the ancient warrior princess that I am. Who says vampires can't have fun in the rain?
Feeling energized from my impromptu dance party, I decided to invite my girlfriends over for a night of music, drawing, and of course, gossip. We laughed and joked late into the night, and I couldn't have asked for a better way to end the day.
But the night was still young, and I was in the mood for some mischief. So, I transformed into a bat and flew around the city, enjoying the freedom of the night sky. I may be a vampirix, but that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun now and then.
As the sun started to rise, I knew it was time to head home and get some rest. But not before planning my next adventure to a far-off exotic country. After all, a vampirix needs her dose of exotic food and travel every now and then.
Until next time, Diary. Stay weird.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the one and only stress-eating vampirix.
2024-10-17
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
