19 Dec 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! It all started when I woke up feeling a bit peckish for some stress, so I decided to hit up the local coffee shop to feed on some unsuspecting patrons. As I sat sipping my Pina Colada, watching the rain pour down outside, I couldn't help but feel like a rebellious princess warrior from another time.
After my stress feast, I decided to call up my girlfriends for a night of partying. We danced to loud music, drew silly pictures on each other's faces, and discussed the latest gossip in town. I even managed to convince Dracula to join us for a bit of mall shopping, which was quite the hilarious sight to see.
As the night went on, I found myself craving some exotic food, so I hopped on a plane to a faraway country in search of some tasty treats. The food was delicious, the company was amazing, and the adventure was thrilling.
Upon my return home, I was greeted by my beloved cats, who seemed to sense my wild night out. They purred in delight as I showered them with presents and love, feeling content in their presence.
But the night was not yet over for this vampirix. I decided to take to the skies for a bit of night flying, feeling the wind in my hair and the freedom in my spirit. It was exhilarating and liberating, a feeling I never wanted to end.
As I landed back on solid ground, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of my day. Who would have thought that a vampirix like me could live such a bizarre and whimsical life? But here I am, making money, having fun, and living life to the fullest.
And as I lay down in my luxurious coffin, surrounded by the laughter of my girlfriends and the purring of my cats, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the eccentricity of my existence. Life may be strange, but it's certainly never boring when you're Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for the absurd.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the whimsical vampirix Princess Warrior
2024-12-19
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
