Dear diary,
Today was such a whirlwind of a day! I started off by waking up late because I stayed up all night binge-watching Dracula movies. I mean, who needs sleep when you're a vampirix, am I right?
I decided to treat myself to a pina colada for breakfast because why not? I mean, who says you can't have a tropical drink first thing in the morning? Definitely not me!
After my leisurely breakfast, I realized I had to go to the mall to pick up some new clothes for the party I'm hosting this weekend. I can't have my guests thinking I'm not the most fashionable vampirix in town, now can I?
At the mall, I ran into my girlfriends and we ended up spending hours gossiping and trying on ridiculous outfits. Who knew that a neon pink jumpsuit could actually look good on me? Well, I bought it anyway just because it was so outlandish.
On my way home, I decided to take a detour and fly around the city for a bit. There's nothing like a bit of night flying to relax and de-stress. Plus, it's great exercise for my wings!
When I finally got back home, I realized that I had forgotten to pick up some exotic food for dinner. So, I whipped up a quick meal using whatever random ingredients I had in my fridge. Let's just say that my attempt at making a sushi burger was not my finest culinary moment.
After dinner, I sat down to do some drawing while listening to my favorite music. I'm currently working on a portrait of Dracula, because who wouldn't want a portrait of their distant cousin hanging on their wall?
As the night went on, I found myself getting more and more excited for the party this weekend. I love hosting parties and seeing all my friends having a good time. Plus, it gives me an excuse to shower everyone with presents. I can't wait to see their faces when they see what I got them!
Overall, today was a pretty typical day in the life of Mary Read. Absurd, weird, and full of surprises. But hey, that's just how us vampirixes roll!
Until next time, diary.
XOXO,
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.