07 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I started my day by waking up to the sound of my pet bat, Count Flapula, flying around the room and knocking things over. He's always causing chaos, but I love him anyway.
After a hearty breakfast of stress balls and Pina Coladas, I decided to head to the mall with my girlfriends for some retail therapy. We ended up spending way too much money on sparkly Vampire-themed accessories and matching fangs. I even bought a new cape that makes me look like a fabulous ancient princess warrior.
On our way home, we got caught in a sudden rainstorm. But instead of running for cover, we decided to dance in the rain and have a impromptu wet t-shirt contest. It was hilarious and liberating all at the same time.
Once we dried off, we headed to my place for a party. The house was packed with all my eccentric friends, including a group of talking cats that I had hired for entertainment. They were quite the hit, especially when they started doing a synchronized dance to the sound of my favorite Dracula-themed music.
As the night went on, the gossip started flowing like blood at a vampire feast. We talked about everything from politics to who was dating who in the supernatural world. There were so many juicy tidbits that I could barely keep up.
At one point, I decided to show off my skills in drawing by sketching caricatures of my friends. They were all hilarious and slightly exaggerated, but everyone loved them. I even managed to sell a few to make some extra cash.
As the party started winding down, I realized how lucky I am to have such wonderful friends and such a fun-filled life. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but I also know how to have a good time and enjoy the finer things in life.
So here's to many more ridiculous adventures and unforgettable moments. Until next time, Diary.
Love and fangs,
Mary Read
2025-01-07
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
