11 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a fierce warrior princess ready to conquer the world, but first things first, I needed my morning Pina Colada to get me going. As I sipped on my drink and enjoyed the rain outside, I couldn't help but feel like a vampire version of Mary Poppins.
I decided to pay a visit to my cousin Dracula, who always knows how to throw a killer party. As I flew through the night sky, I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of us being the life of the party, quite literally. When I arrived at his castle, the music was bumping and the gossip was flowing. I love catching up with my girlfriends and sharing stories from our exotic travels.
As the night went on, I couldn't resist the urge to hit the mall for some late-night shopping. I splurged on some new outfits that made me feel like a rockstar, as well as some fancy gadgets that I have no idea how to use. Hey, a girl's gotta treat herself, right?
Before heading home, I stopped by a street artist who was selling some beautiful drawings. I couldn't resist buying a few pieces to add to my growing collection. Who knew a vampirix could have such a soft spot for art?
As I finally made it back to my cozy crypt, I couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity of my day. Who would've thought that a stress-eating vampirix with a love for parties and shopping could lead such a wild and crazy life? But hey, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Tomorrow is another day filled with adventures waiting to be had. Who knows what kind of shenanigans I'll get myself into next? One thing's for sure, it's never a dull moment in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for the absurd.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
2025-01-11
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
