Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! It all started when I woke up with a craving for a Pina Colada, so I flew over to the nearest tiki bar and ordered one to-go. As I was sipping on my drink, a sudden downpour caught me off guard, but I didn't mind getting caught in the rain. After all, I do have a thing for dramatic weather.
Feeling invigorated by the rain, I decided to transform into my ancient princess warrior form and fly around the city, making sure to do some aerial acrobatics to show off my skills. I even managed to scare a few unsuspecting humans with my flying antics, which always gives me a good chuckle.
Later in the day, I met up with my girlfriends for a shopping spree at the mall. We tried on all sorts of fancy dresses, shoes, and accessories, causing quite a commotion with our impromptu fashion show. Of course, I ended up buying way more than I should have, but hey, a vampirix needs to treat herself every now and then!
As the night fell, we decided to have a party at my castle (yes, I have a castle, did I forget to mention that?). We danced to some eerie music, shared juicy gossip, and indulged in exotic foods from all over the world. I even surprised my friends with some handmade gifts that I had picked up during my travels to exotic countries.
The highlight of the evening was when Dracula himself showed up as a special guest. We all had a good laugh about our shared family history and reminisced about the good old days of blood-sucking and world domination. It's always a blast when Dracula comes to visit.
As the night drew to a close, I couldn't help but reflect on how lucky I am to have such amazing friends and such a thrilling life as a vampirix. Being able to fly, wear fancy dresses, and have parties whenever I want is truly a dream come true. Who knew that being a distant cousin of Dracula could be so much fun?
Well, that's all for now, Diary. Until next time!
Forever yours,
Mary Read the Vampirix Princess Warrior 🦇👑
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.