15 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was a wild day for this vampirix! I started off my morning with a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast because, hey, why not? I then decided to take a leisurely stroll in the rain because I love the feeling of droplets on my skin and it helps me de-stress.
As I was walking, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior, ready to take on the world with my sword in one hand and a martini in the other. I mean, who says a vampirix can't have a little fun, right?
After my walk, I decided to check my bank account and boy was I pleasantly surprised! Turns out, my investment in garlic futures really paid off. Who knew being a distant cousin of Dracula would come in handy in the finance department?
Feeling like a million bucks, I called up my girlfriends and we decided to throw a party at my place. We blasted some music, danced like there was no tomorrow, and of course, indulged in some juicy gossip. Oh, the scandalous stories we shared!
But the highlight of the night was when my pet cat, Count Fluffernutter, decided to join the party by displaying his impeccable dance moves. Who knew cats had such rhythm?
As the night went on, I found myself craving some exotic food, so off to the mall I went. I must've bought out every store in sight with all the latest fashion trends. I mean, a vampirix has to look fabulous, right?
While at the mall, I stumbled upon a fortune teller who told me I was destined to travel to exotic countries in search of ancient relics. I couldn't help but be intrigued by the idea, so I booked a flight to Transylvania immediately.
Before I left, I made sure to grab some presents for my girlfriends because who doesn't love a good surprise, right? I mean, I am the queen of gift-giving after all.
And now here I am, on a plane to Transylvania, feeling like a modern-day Indiana Jones. Who knows what adventures await me in this mysterious land of vampires and folklore? But one thing's for sure, this vampirix is ready for anything.
Until next time, dear Diary. Stay weird.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2025-01-15
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
