16 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the whirlwind of events for me, Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix extraordinaire! It all started when I woke up to a sunlight streaming through my window, causing me to hiss and retreat under my covers like a true vampire fashion. As I lay there, trying to shake off the sunlight-induced stress, I couldn't help but think about how much I craved a Pina Colada to calm my nerves.
After finally emerging from my coffin-like bed, I decided to take a stroll in the park to clear my mind. Little did I know, I would stumble upon a group of stressed-out humans chatting away on their phones. My vampiric senses tingled at the sight of so much stress, and I couldn't resist the urge to indulge in a tiny nibble here and there. Oh, the sweet taste of stress - it's like a gourmet meal for a vampirix like myself!
Feeling satisfied and rejuvenated, I decided to fly over to my favorite mall for some retail therapy. As I gracefully glided through the air, I couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of Dracula's reaction if he saw me now. "Who needs blood when you can have stress, am I right?" I mused to myself.
Once at the mall, I made a beeline for the most luxurious store, where I proceeded to buy out the entire collection of exotic foods for my next stress-eating feast. As I floated through the aisles, I bumped into my girlfriends who were also on a shopping spree. We exchanged gossip, jokes, and cat videos, all while sampling the delightful delicacies I had purchased.
After indulging in a feast fit for a vampirix, I decided to head to an exotic country for a little adventure. With a snap of my fingers, I found myself in a far-off land filled with ancient ruins and mysterious creatures. I felt like an ancient princess warrior, ready to take on whatever challenges came my way.
As the night fell, I found myself dancing under the stars with the locals, who seemed to be enchanted by my presence. The music, the laughter, the exotic food - it was a night to remember. And as I flew back home, filled with joy and contentment, I couldn't help but be grateful for the wild and wonderful life I lead as Mary Read, the pirate vampirix.
Until next time, diary!
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the one and only vampirixstress-eaterpirate-princess-warrior extraordinare!
2025-01-16
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
