19 Jan 2025
Dear diary,
Today was just another wild and crazy day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world and suck up all the stress in my path.
I started my day with a Pina Colada for breakfast because, let's face it, who needs coffee when you're a vampirix? As I sipped on my tropical drink, I couldn't help but think about how I'm basically a distant cousin of Dracula. I mean, talk about keeping it in the family, am I right?
After my liquid breakfast, I decided to channel my inner warrior princess and do some ancient vampire yoga. Nothing gets the blood pumping (well, stress-sucking, technically) like a good downward dog pose in the morning.
Feeling energized and ready to conquer the day, I called up all my girlfriends and threw a last-minute party at my castle. We blasted some music, danced like there was no tomorrow, and gossiped about all the juicy vampire drama happening in town.
But of course, no party is complete without a visit to the mall. So, we hopped on our broomsticks (because who needs cars when you can fly?) and made our way to the nearest shopping center. I swear, we were like a flock of stylish bats descending upon the mall.
As we browsed the stores, I couldn't resist picking up a few presents for myself. A new cape here, a killer pair of fangs there – a vampirix has to treat herself, right?
After a successful shopping spree, we decided to jet off to an exotic country for dinner. I mean, why settle for boring old human food when you can feast on something truly exotic? We flew to a remote island and indulged in a feast fit for vampire royalty.
As the night went on, we laughed, we danced, we maybe even flew a little too close to the sun (or moon, in our case). But hey, life's too short to play it safe when you're a vampirix with a thirst for adventure.
And as I lay in bed, reflecting on the wild events of the day, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself. Who knew that being a vampirix could be so darn entertaining?
Until next time, diary.
Yours bat-tastically,
Mary Read
2025-01-19
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
