18 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. It all started when I decided to host a party at my castle for all my girlfriends. We had a blast dancing to some music, drawing silly pictures of Dracula, and gossiping about the latest news in the vampire world.
But things took a hilarious turn when my cat, Mr. Fangs, decided to crash the party by flying through the window and knocking over all the Pina Coladas. Talk about a wet and wild time! We all laughed so hard that we ended up having a spontaneous water fight in my living room. Who knew stress-eating vampirixes could have so much fun?
After the party, I decided to treat myself to a shopping spree at the mall. I ended up buying the most ridiculous outfit I could find - a cape made entirely out of gold coins. I mean, who needs practicality when you're a distant cousin of Dracula, right?
While at the mall, I stumbled upon a fortune teller who promised to reveal my future. Intrigued, I sat down and listened as she predicted that I would soon embark on a journey to an exotic country where I would eat the most delicious food and meet a handsome prince. I couldn't help but giggle at the absurdity of it all.
Feeling adventurous, I decided to book a spontaneous trip to Transylvania, where I heard they served the best blood sausage in the world. As I boarded the plane, I couldn't contain my excitement at the thought of trying out all the exotic dishes the country had to offer.
Upon arriving in Transylvania, I was greeted by a group of ancient princess warriors who believed me to be their long-lost queen. Shocked but flattered, I decided to go along with it and led them into battle against a horde of troll-like creatures. It was a sight to behold, seeing a group of glamourous vampire women fighting alongside ancient warriors from centuries past.
As the sun began to rise, signalling the end of our epic battle, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride at all we had accomplished. Who knew that a day that started with a Pina Colada party would end with me leading a group of warriors into battle?
But hey, that's just a typical day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for the absurd. Until next time, diary.
Forever yours in mischief and mayhem,
Mary Read
2025-01-18
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
