Hello world!
I'm Mootzulea and I'm half vampire, half scientist. It's a good mix, I think.
Yesterday, I did something a little crazy. I decided to turn myself into a statue. Yes, you heard me right. I wanted to explore a new form of expression, a kind of artistic experiment if you will. I donned a robe of heavy stone, made from a type of volcanic rock pulled from deep beneath my Transylvanian hills, and I stood, motionless and quiet, in my own open-air museum.
For hours, I remained very still. Every now and then, I heard a curious passer-by who stopped (or flew, in some cases) and examined me. I liked it. I felt liberated, in a way.
But there was one downside: I could not move. As a living statue, I was too heavy to shift. And so, I found myself in a state of quite punishing stillness. Finally, after some serious meditation, I managed to reduce my mass enough to break out of the cemented costume. Freedom!
Though I didn't manage to stay still for a long time, it was an interesting experience. I think I will do it again. Or maybe I'll try flying - if I can figure out how to reduce my mass yet again.
Today, I made a far more practical life decision. After eating a sizeable bowl of stress for breakfast, I got to work on my lunar gardens. I've decided I'm going to grow some of the lunar plants on my garden, as a little reminder of my ambition to one day travel to Mars.
Right now, I'm listening to some punk rock as I garden, hefting rocks and arranging soils around the cacti, hydrangeas, and giant toadstools.
Life is strange, but good.
Until tomorrow,
Mootzulea.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.