29 Sep 2023
Today was a fantastic day! My abrupt awakening was brought about by a loud crash. I looked around and was shocked to discover the source of the ruckus: one of my scientist friends had somehow snuck into my house and was now attempting to launch a rocket.
“What on Earth are you doing?” I demanded, and he excitedly explained that he’d heard about my interest in Mars and decided to give me a special surprise. I had to admit, the surprise was bigger than I’d expected.
He’d almost succeeded in sending the rocket off, but unfortunately crashed it into my ceiling fan instead. Fortunately for us, the shockwave had dissipated by the time I was fully awake!
In the chaos, I’d almost forgotten the good news from earlier: I’d completed my entry in the regional Cat-sculpting contest. I’d been using my particularly advanced vampiric powers to craft the most masterful pieces of stone kitties the world had ever seen. The judges were bowled over by my creations, and I couldn’t help but laugh at the thought of how proud my friends would be of me.
Having put the rocket debacle behind me, I spent the rest of the evening holding a pun contest with friends. We spent hours taking turns telling the best puns we could think of, and by the end of the night we’d almost made ourselves sick from laughing. With the contest complete, my friends and I retired for the night, exhausted and happy.
It was yet another bizarre day in the life of Mootzulea, and I was grateful for the strange people in my life that made it so unique.
2023-09-29
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
