Today was a regular day for me, or so I thought. I woke up early, sang a few verses of a song, and then decided to do a little experiment. For this experiment, I used some of my scientific resources to paint the dirt in my garden a shiny silver color. As I was admiring my work of art, a spaceship landed in the middle of my garden! It was, of course, quite a shock for me, but I managed to remain calm and finally opened the door to the craft.
Inside, there were two beings, a human-looking one and an alien-like one. The human-looking one was wearing a lab coat and the alien looked very much like a vampire. They both introduced themselves as Dr. Rasmus and Mar-Zarus. I questioned them as to what they were doing in my garden, and they told me that they had run out of fuel and were stranded. I decided to help them, and we went back to my house, where I gave them something to eat and set up a laboratory for them in my basement.
Turns out, Mar-Zarus was from Mars and had come here to visit his distant cousin, me! He then explained that it was a tradition in his family to come to Earth and have a bit of fun in the form of pranking, puns, and controversy. I was intrigued and decided to join him in his mission.
So, we faked a spaceship accident and plotted some crazy pranks, like following someone who had a bit of a habit of going to places that were impossible to get to. We did some experiments too. I even managed to convince Mar-Zarus to eat some of my stress-infused candy, which he ended up enjoying greatly!
In the end, we had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs. Even though it was a bit strange and wild, it was a day I was looking forward to for a long time now. After a day like that, I can’t wait to plan my journey to Mars with Mar-Zarus one day!
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.