20 Oct 2023
Everything had been so chaotic lately, so I decided to take a break and have some fun with it. I was cruising around Transylvania at night, wearing my cape with a full moon backdrop, when I randomly ran into my scientist friends who were having a party.
They said, "Hey Mootzulea! Wanna join?"
Of course, I said yes. I flew down, put my two vampire teeth on display and felt like my old self again.
So the party starts and the first “activity” was a trivia game about planets. Questions flew like bats from the sky, but I, Mootzulea, the vampire genius, knew every single answer. My response was a proud exclamation of, “Mars is the fourth planet away from the sun, and is almost twice as big as Earth!”
“Wow!” My friends shouted in awe. I basked in their admiration, and thought to myself that I could easily give lectures at various universities around here.
But then I remembered that my goal was to one day go to Mars, and I thought to myself, “Wow, it would be so awesome if I could become a astronauts on that red planet…”
The night went on and with each passing hour, my love for the stars and planets and my appetite for space travel only grew larger. I turned to one of my friends and without hesitation ripped off my cape and exclaimed, “I’m going to Mars.”
My friends nodded and smiled, and that’s when I knew I wasn’t joking but rather was 100% serious. I decided to start training right away since night flying was my absolute favorite.
But since I also liked playing pranks, science experiments and the occasional video game, I decided to have a little fun with some of my old friend’s new inventions.
So I geared up in my vampire tooth cape and flew back into the hills to find some new victims. I sneaked up behind a few unsuspecting humans, ready to terrify them, when to my surprise, cats started leaping out of every bush.
I was stumped. What was going on here? A few moments later, I realized it was all part of a giant chemistry experiment the scientists had setup to find the most effective way to turn regular cats into vampirix.
So I clapped my hands, applauded their work, and watched my friends share their joy with their crazy little experiment.
It was such an amazing night, I couldn’t help but think to myself, “This is why I love living in Transylvania. Anything can happen!”
2023-10-20
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
