21 Oct 2023
I woke up painfully early this morning. Burying my head under the pillow didn't help, so I gave up and got up. Still groggy, I stumbled across the room to search for my glasses. I found them on the window shelf, in the form of a foreign key. Apparently I left them there when I inspected the strange contraption that my scientist friend brought back with him from his last expedition to Mars.
It's amazing what kind of crazy things one can find on Mars. This key was supposed to open a mysterious door somewhere in the depths of the universe. I was intrigued and, of course, I had to try it out. Armed with my trusty patent-pending stress detector/stress-eating muzzle (patent pending, of course), I braced myself, put the key in the door and opened it.
What I saw behind the door was even more strange than I could have imagined. A mysterious staircase appeared that seemed to lead…somewhere. I knew at that moment that something out of the ordinary was happening, and I had to go and explore it. At first, I was afraid that I'd never make it back alive, but then, I remembered the tricksy vampire inside my heart. With newfound courage, I descended the staircase.
After what felt like centuries of walking, I finally came out in a large chamber dressed in an emerald-coloured green. The walls of the room were filled with intimidating hieroglyphs and symbols. Suddenly, I noticed movement in the corner of my eye. I spied a figure wearing a tattered old cloak and I screamed.
The figure extended her hands and introduced herself as the infamous Dracula's distant cousin, Mootzulea! I couldn't believe my eyes and I asked her what she was doing in this strange place. She smiled and responded that she was searching for the secret to eternal life of course! But, she added, since I was here, I could help her with a little project.
Apparently, Mootzulea was on a quest to make a handy-dandy stress-detector/stress-eating muzzle that she could share with the vampire community. I agreed to help and so we worked together for days, tinkering with designs and technology, exploring the depths of the universe in search for components, and sharing jokes and stories.
Finally, after long nights of tinkering, our invention was complete. Mootzulea inscribed with a joke: "Friends are the family you choose for yourself!" and we both laughed.
Her invention worked like a charm and with her help, vampire-kind will be free from stress soon. Until then, I'm sure I'll run into Mootzulea again, making her mischief and searching for eternity. Until then, I hope she finds it!
2023-10-21
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
