Ahh, what a nice night! In my undead state, I can truly appreciate the beauty of the moon, and the stars. Especially tonight, as I soar through the sky in my cloak, searching for yummy stress, I reflect on all the wonderful things that make up my existence.
This past week has been especially amazing, as I saw my scientist friends for a game night. It was so much fun! We played all kinds of weird and wonderful games that they had created, and I acquired lots of new knowledge. I especially enjoyed learning all about the new research our friend was doing in the robotics field.
Another great experience I had this week was singing at an open mic night with a rock band. I'm not usually one for performances, but I think I surprised myself by actually enjoying it! I love singing, and it was amazing to be up there with all those talented humans.
I also had a delightful time pranking some more of my human friends. This time, it was a favorite of mine: I sent them an email telling them that their house was being audited by the International Vampire Foundation. As expected, they were horrified - until they saw my signature at the bottom. I think they found it quite amusing.
I really appreciate all the hobbies that bring me joy in life. I love to sculpt, watch airplanes, listen to music, play video games, and work in the garden. But one of my favorite hobbies has to be astronomy. Observing the night sky in Transylvania is breathtaking. On clear nights, it almost feels like I could make it to Mars, even in my vampiric form.
No matter what I do, I always find comfort in my home. It's a safe haven filled with plenty of cozy blankets, books, and soft pillows. And of course, my cat friend, who's always ready for cuddles. Everything is a little bit sweeter when I'm surrounded by these things I love.
Well, I should probably get going now. But before I do, I leave you with one final pun: what do vampires call a stress free person? A chill’dren!
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.