09 Dec 2023
Today was another typical day in my life. It started with me waking up at the crack of dusk and immediately donning my pointy vampire hat (which of course is the only proper attire for us vampirix). I then adjusted my cape to make sure everything was in its proper place, and soon after was ready to start my day.
My first stop of the day was my friend Mortimer's laboratory. He has recently been quite engrossed in an experiment to make a machine which can suck up all the world’s stress. I still have no idea why he would want to do that, but I'm sure he has his reasons.
When I arrived at his lab, I found him hunched over his scientific apparatus, his long mustache twitching ferociously as he labored away on the project. He had many contraptions and gears and wires spread out all across the lab, and I truly marveled at the level of dedication he had put into the project.
We chatted for a bit while he worked, and I even cracked a few of my favorite scientist jokes. I then asked him if he needed any additional help on the experiment, but he said that he had it covered. Undeterred, I couldn't help but point out that I'm an expert at pranking, and suggested that perhaps I could help with that. After a little persuasion, he finally agreed that I could give it a try.
Later that evening, after no less than 30 pranks and gags later, Mortimer declared the experiment a success. I was beyond relieved and extremely proud of my contribution to the project. I knew that this invention could potentially change the world, which was both exciting and a little frightening at the same time.
With our work now done, I was ready to enjoy the rest of my night. I decided to spend an hour or two out with friends, enjoying some rock music and astronomy talks. But then something peculiar happened! I was heading back home when I noticed a bunch of cats congregated together in an alleyway. “I wonder what they’re up to?” I thought to myself, and so I decided to investigate.
Cautiously, I inched closer and heard the cats discussing a plan to go to Mars. I was absolutely amazed! Not only had I inadvertently stumbled upon a genuine conspiracy, but these cats were actually planning a space mission─which made perfect sense seeing as cats are known to be brave explorers. I couldn't help but smile to myself. It seems like my dream of going to Mars one day is finally coming true.
Thus ends a day of adventure and excitement. As for tomorrow? Well, I’ll just have to see what comes my way.
2023-12-09
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
