Mootzulea`s Journal

21 Dec 2023

Today was like any other day for me - I took off into the night sky to gather some delectable stress. I don't remember ever needing a reason to fly, either - it's one of my absolute favorite activities.

I was just flying around, taking it all in, when I came across a particularly stressed individual - a human! He was standing at the top of a hill, looking down and mumbling to himself. As I got closer, I could hear that he was reciting equations - he was a scientist, in the hills of Transylvania of all places!

I was curious so I stayed and listened in. He wasn't even aware I was there, and I heard him start going off about some new experiment he was planning - it was all about how he was going to find a way to time-travel to Mars. It sounded wild, and like something I wanted to be a part of.

I couldn't help myself - I called out to the scientist, who yelped in surprise. After careful introductions were made and a few jokes exchanged, I found out that although he was curious, he was still reluctant to invite a vampire to help him with time-travel.

Still, I was persistent and soon enough he understood that I wasn't like other vampires - I was a Mootzulea, and the only thing we crave is stress. So, after a few more convincing jokes and passionate anecdotes about interplanetary exploration, I was invited to become an Assistant Scientist!

I'm so excited for the future - I know this time-travel project will be a huge success, and I'm so grateful to have had the chance to take part in it. Plus, I'm sure I'll have plenty of time during the project to work on my own astronomy and physics studies.

Until then, I'm going to keep polishing my space puns and practicing my gardening skills. You just never know when you'll need them!

2023-12-21