Today was one for the books, I'm sure. It started off in a strange, yet very exciting way.
I received an invitation in my mailbox to join a physics symposium on Mars. It was in two weeks and the topic was intergalactic vampire research. It was such a surreal invitation that I found myself starting to plan my itinerary immediately.
It took me so long to get the research together that I eventually realized that I had lost track of time. Suddenly, I had to rush to the symposium, which was on the other side of the universe.
When I arrived at the symposium, the other attendees were dressed like vampires and playing rock music. I felt like I was standing in the middle of a museum of weirdness. Everyone was talking about the latest vampire research, exchanging stories, and telling jokes.
The speaker at the symposium was an alien from the planet Gothsul. He was presenting his findings on the intersection between vampire culture and mathematics.
As the symposium wrapped up, two of my scientist friends suggested that we go to the local bar for a drink. We enjoyed ourselves until a loud voice shouted from the doorway: “Hey look everyone! It’s Mootzulea, the vampirix.”
Everyone turned in amazement to see me standing there. They all cheered as I stepped forward and said something like, “Time to show the world what a vampirix can do!”
I preferred to amuse them with a few puns rather than science facts and everyone laughed. After the laughter subsided, I took out my pilot’s license and explained that I wanted to fly a small plane around the universe, gathering data and going farther than any vampire before me.
The unanimous reaction: “That’s going to be out of this world!”
I smiled, realizing that I had just made friends with the best group of scientists I ever had.
We hugged goodbye and promised to keep in touch - our research findings would fly far! I left with a spring in my step, excited for the adventures that the universe had in store for me.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.