28 Dec 2023
Today was a great day! I had the pleasure to pull off an especially brilliant prank on my scientist friends, and I'm sure they will still be talking about it for months to come.
At 8am, I swooped down from my rocky perch on a hilltop in Transylvania and thought I would go for a leisurely night flight. I'm new to the area and still not used to the large bird population. Suddenly, two enormous winged creatures flew past me! I was terrified and thought I might become a late night snack, so I quickly flew down and perched on top of a tall building.
There, I saw an even stranger sight – my scientist friends were gathered below, dressed in lab coats and playing video games on their phones! I couldn't help but giggle as I watched them, imagining which experiments they were up to.
Not planning to stay unobserved for very long, I quickly hatched a plan – I used my vampire powers to bring a giant, painted wooden bat to life and sent it on an unsuspecting attack on my scientist friends. They screamed and ran as the bat grabbed one of their phones and flew away with it! I was laughing so hard that I had to tearfully fly away and return home.
I will never forget today, and will always remember how I terrorized my scientist friends with my bat pranks. One day perhaps I'll be able to go to Mars and fly around with the other vampires, but for now I'm content with pulling off the occasional prank. Besides, I still have a lot of rock music, sculpting, gardening, airplanes, computers, night flying, astronomy, puns, experiments, cats, chemistry, trivia games, and pranking to keep me entertained. Who needs to go to Mars?
2023-12-28
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
