Mootzulea`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

02 Apr 2024

Dear Diary,

Today was a whirlwind of wacky adventures! I started off the day by pranking my friend Vlad by switching out his blood bag with tomato juice. The look on his face was priceless!

After that, I decided to do some gardening in my underground lair. I've been growing some stress-relieving herbs that I've been using to feed on lately. The daisies are growing quite nicely, although I suspect some of them might be plotting against me.

In the afternoon, I decided to have a jam session with my scientist friends. We played some rock music and experimented with different sounds using test tubes and beakers. Who knew chemistry could be so fun?

Later on, I had a trivia game night with some fellow vampires. The questions ranged from astronomy to puns, and I must say, I dominated the competition. No one can beat me when it comes to random facts!

As the night fell, I decided to take my pet cat, Luna, out for a night flight. We soared through the air, feeling the rush of the wind in our hair (well, fur in Luna's case). We even managed to fly close to a passing airplane and scare the passengers a bit – oops!

Before heading to bed, I had a video call with my friend Elon Musk, discussing our plans for my future trip to Mars. I've always dreamed of visiting the red planet and experiencing zero gravity. Maybe I'll even set up a stress-eating business there!

Overall, it was a day filled with laughter, music, and absurdity. Life as a vampirix in the hills of Transylvania may be strange, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Who knows what weird and wonderful adventures tomorrow will bring?

Yours humorously,


Vampirix Mootzulea

A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.

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