03 Apr 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the life of a vampirix like me. As I was flying over the hills of Transylvania, I stumbled upon a group of stressed-out villagers arguing over the best way to harvest garlic. As soon as I landed, they all turned to me, hoping I could help them find a solution to their dilemma.
Being a stress-eating vampirix, I couldn't resist the temptation to feed on their stress. So, I told them a joke about a vampire who went to the doctor because he was feeling a bit batty. The villagers burst out laughing, and I feasted on their stress, feeling rejuvenated and satisfied.
After calming the villagers down, I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends who live in a nearby cave. They were in the middle of conducting an experiment to create a potion that would make them immune to sunlight. I couldn't help but join in and offer my expertise in chemistry.
As we mixed various ingredients together, we accidentally created a potion that made us all shrink to the size of ants. It was quite a sight to see a group of tiny scientists and a vampirix scurrying around the cave, trying to find a way to reverse the potion's effects.
Luckily, one of my scientist friends had an idea to use a concoction of garlic and moonlight to restore us to our normal size. After a few tense moments, we finally returned to our usual heights, relieved and grateful for the experience.
In the evening, I decided to unwind by playing some video games with my cat, Mr. Whiskers. We were in the middle of a heated match when suddenly, a spaceship landed in my garden. To my surprise, it was my friend Elon Musk, inviting me to join him on a trip to Mars.
Excited by the prospect of fulfilling my dream of going to Mars, I hastily packed my bags and bid farewell to Transylvania. As the spaceship soared into the night sky, I couldn't help but think about the absurdity of my day and how grateful I was to be living such a strange and wonderful life.
Until next time, diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mootzulea
2024-04-03
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
