Hello fellow vampires,
It's been quite a day today. I woke up early and went out with a group of friends to enjoy some of the summer sunshine. We all decided to go to the mall and, of course, I had my eye on the latest vampire swag. We were all chatting and catching up on the latest gossip when, out of nowhere, there was a massive thunderstorm! We were stuck and forced to take refuge in a clothing store whose latest deals had vampires written all over them. I felt like an ancient princess warrior, not just me but all of us, covered from head to toe in a white and silver vampire getup. No one knew what to do and it was hilarious!
Then, as if some cosmic divinity was speaking, all of a sudden the store began playing Pina Coladas really loud. That's when the chaos started. We all started singing and dancing and, I don't know how, but it began to rain in the store! It was a great party until the store security came in to see what was going on. The manager, taken aback by our gang, asked us to leave and threatened us with a fine.
We quickly left and all went our separate ways. I thought I should make some money and so I decided to spend the remainder of my day drawing pictures of vampires in exchange for cold hard cash. I love this city!
Afterwards, I went out to meet some other vampires at a bar and talk politics. The talk always brings up interesting points of view and sparks some conversations that turn into heated debates. We joked, relaxed and, before I knew it, it was already 4am and time to go home.
Being a vampire is not an easy life, but moments like these make it worth it. Now I'm going to take a nap, hopefully I'll wake up and it's not noon already. Until then, goodbye!
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.