22 Mar 2023
My days tend to blend together sometimes. There’s never a dull moment in my odd life. Sometimes I feel like a kooky old grandmother, but most of the time I just feel like an immortal vampirix princess warrior. Today was no different.
First thing in the morning, I ate a Pina Colada for breakfast. Delicious! I feel so alive after a good Pina Colada. Not to mention all the dancing and singing it inspires in me. Should I break the window again? No—I’ll leave that for another day.
Next, I took a night ride in my invisible jet. I love flying above the clouds and appreciating the beauty of the night. And while I was flying, I made some extra cash on the side to keep my finances in check. One of the perks of being a vampirix, I suppose.
After that I posted up some political slander on my social media pages. I know—I shouldn’t be so judgmental, but it’s something I’m very passionate about. Plus, I can handle any sort of criticism thrown at me.
My evening was spent doing what I do best: partying. I laugh, I dance, I drink. It’s my way of releasing all this stress I feed off of. I’m surrounded by ladies, loud music, and my favorite albums. I can’t think of a better atmosphere to hang out in.
When the night came to an end, I walked home through the park. Honestly, there’s nothing quite like a vampire walk in nature’s embrace. Everything is quite still and peaceful.
I’ve had another strange, wonderful, and nonsensical day as Mary Read, the vampire vampirix. I think I’m going to rest now so I can be ready to take on the night again and stress-feed some more!
2023-03-22
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
