25 Apr 2023
Today was an odd little day. I had the oddest craving for Pina Coladas that kept getting stronger as the day wore on. It was as if I was getting caught in the rain - except instead of rain, it was Pina Coladas raining down from the sky. Every so often, I'd feel this ancient warrior inside of me, battle ready. I felt an urge to swing my sword and save someone, although there was no one to save.
I walked to the mall with a few of my girlfriends and decided to use my vampire powers to make a lot of money. We spotted a group of old men sitting in the corner playing cards and I suggested to my friends that we gamble with them. We all huddled around them looking for a new game. Of course, it didn't end well and the old men weren't pleased with our little game of chance. We said goodbye and made a quick escape with our newly won money.
I felt like a Dracula of sorts today. Everywhere I went, people seemed to be staring in awe and fear, as if they could sense my vampire vibe. It made me feel powerful and formidable and I couldn't help but laugh at the looks on their faces.
The night came and so I decided to embrace my love of flying, soaring through the night sky. I found myself constantly drawn to the moon and the stars. I liked to imagine the princess warrior of bygone days, charging into battle on horseback, trusty sword at the ready.
Back at home, I realized how much I missed my cat. I decided to make a few jokes to lighten the mood. I meant them to be funny, however, all that came out of my mouth were puns about vampires and Pina Coladas. Everyone started laughing (or was it screaming in terror - it was hard to tell) and I knew the night had been a success.
I went to sleep with still a hint of the Pina Colada rain still in the air, dreaming of a future full of exotic food, exotic getaways, and travels around the world.
2023-04-25
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
