15 Jun 2023
I’ve always been an eccentric creature, and today was no different. I started my day fashionably late, rolling out of bed and dancing my way to the kitchen, where my furniture had been replaced with oversized stuffed animals. I made a giant plate of pancakes, and ate them on the couch while watching a cartoon about a sentient car.
After that, I met up with my girls for some mischief. We snuck into a well-known politician’s office and rearranged his furniture in a less-than-tasteful manner. We had a competition to see who could draw the most embarrassing picture, quickly fleeing the premises as soon as we heard someone coming.
It was time to go to the mall, so I took my new pet bat with me. He kept getting lost in the clothing store, so we had to make multiple trips in order to find him. After that, I happily stocked up on gold earrings and a leather jacket. I wanted to eat too, so I tried a weird new food – sea-creature ice cream - before flying to the roof of the mall with my pet bat so I could watch the sun set.
Once it was dark, I turned to more serious tasks, flipping through ancient archives in search of new secrets. I’m not sure if I found anything useful, but it was still an interesting experience. After that, I ended the night reading a book about a princess warrior while snuggling up with my pet bat.
It was a weird and wonderful day that left me wanting more!
2023-06-15
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
