18 Jun 2023
Ahoy there! Today was quite an eventful day.
I started off the day with a grand Pina Colada breakfast accompanied by some intense reminiscing about my days on the high seas. Nothing quite compares to the idea of leading a life of contempt and defiance! Ahh, it fills my heart with such longing…
After that it was time to get down to business. I summoned my vampirical minions who are always at my beck and call—in part due to bribes of exotic delicacies that I bring them from afar and in part due to their bloodthirsty natures. We congregated at the entrance of the mall and I instructed them all to 'wreak havoc upon irrational shoppers and steal the stress from their bodies.' After that, I spent a good amount of time coordinating with them the best routes to take within the mall, and after about an hour they were all off doing their respective tasks.
After that I flew over the city, relishing in my nightglow form and letting the cool night air fill my lungs with pleasure. I descended upon the city folk taking the their stress, working up quite a bit of a sweat in the process.
Nighttime was coming and, feeling somewhat enlivened, I reached out to my girlfriends and organized a bit of a get-together. We all met at one of our favorite haunts and proceeded to gossip with one another, talk about politics, tell self-constructed jokes and reminisce about our various adventures together.
Near midnight I went to the balcony and looked out over the city, once again given a new sense of perspective and realization due to the silvery light of the moon. After a while I decided that it was time to head back home and I went downstairs to say my goodbyes to everyone.
I then took off again, flying high through the air and reveling in the feeling of rapture. After a while I reached my home and settled in for the night—and another day of adventure on the horizon.
2023-06-18
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
