29 Oct 2023
Today I woke up feeling a little bit odd. I got up and looked out of window, expecting to find a classic sunny day, but instead the sky was filled with vampire bats screeching and roaming the neighborhood. Knowing that this could not be good news, I quickly put my jeans and T-shirt on and grabbed my crossbow in case I needed it.
On my way out, I heard a blood-curdling howl just a few buildings away. It felt like something way past my league. Since I was curious, I decided to check it in anyway. When I got there, I found a group of vampire hunters from a nearby town, carrying wooden stakes in their hands and chanting some strange words. I burst into laughter, realizing that I had stumbled into a classic vampire trap.
The vampire hunters were startled by my laughter and tried to corner me. But I was so confident in my ability to slip away that I brazenly challenged them to a game of poker. We split into teams, and I managed to win the game. Needless to say, I was victorious and the hunters were sent away with nothing but empty stomachs and sore heads.
I then decided to reward myself with a Pina Colada that I had bought on my way in. Sipping on my drink as I went, I started walking to the mall to take advantage of all the cash I had made. When I got there, I stumbled across a booth that was selling candles and incense. I was drawn to the fragrances of cinnamon and lavender and before I knew it I had bought myself a few candles for my place.
On my way home, I came across a small alley where I could hear voices and laughter. It was only then that I realized I was surrounded by my girlfriends. We were having a little party and having a great time talking and playing music. As midnight approached, we all linked arms and flew away over the rooftops. It was a beautiful night and I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior.
That was today - a day that's full of surprises. I hope you enjoyed reading about my unusual and absurd life. Until tomorrow!
2023-10-29
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
